Agent Kat

molto-bene-on-my-pene:

bestheroaround:

i-stroked-my-keyboard-and:

EXPECTATION:

REALITY:
 

Suddenly: Smut is born.

iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

wow he sure is hungry

no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

i’m hip

what if someone called your phone, whispered your url and then hung up

blinkingkills:

toshfish:

lord-tulio:

Can you guess from my posts what is my:

* Age

* Sex and/or Gender

* Sexual Orientation

* Race and/or Ethnicity

* Field of study and/or field of work

* Favorite TV show(s)

* Favorite book(s)

* Favorite video game(s)

* Favorite food(s)

Leave any answers in my ask and we’ll see how astute you are.

I dont usually do these but this sounds interesting

lets see if i get any

someone talk to meee

madeofmetals:

This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.

They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.

Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”

I wonder how many people have thrown up in the Mako because of my shitty ass driving and the Mako’s ability to defy the laws of gravity and physics all in one go.